a magnificent, vainglorious bastard

I love my horoscope this week from eye:

CANCER (June 21-July 22) As a rule, Cancers are more predisposed to self-loathing than self-loving, a behaviour born of a lifelong pubescent moodiness. This week, though, slay your natural predilection to sulk and treat yourself to some much-needed ego-tripping. You're the goddamned bee's knees, Cancer; a magnificent, vainglorious bastard who can turn the world on with a smile. Start acting like it. You've always been your harshest critic, but for once try being your own biggest fan. Love yourself madly (don't worry, it won't make you go blind).