Blackberry's are bad for your health

Remember in the 80's when your mother told you you were going to get Nintendonitis from playing to many video games? Well, fastforward to 2005...It's not Nintendo anymore thats going to lay a can of hurt on you; it's your Blackberry.

I already thought that my Blackberry was stealing my soul but now it turns out the damn thing is gonna give osteoarthritis too!

I hope Worker's Comp. covers this!